My Near Death Experience

One of my dearest clients and I went to the Tennessee State Fair on Friday night. He and I had been to Six Flags together before, so he knows I'll ride anything. He was gravely disappointed once we'd paid our admission fee to discover that Greg and I had come to the fair only to see the chickens. After he pouted for a few minutes, I agreed to consider a fair ride with him.

We found this pretty pink sparkly ride that looked like a fancy Scrambler. I said, Ah, that looks innocent enough and fun and we jumped on board. Just let me say, it was the worst experience of my life. This video gives you a taste of what I endured.